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I feel like there's a word, but I can't quite think of it, for someone who interrupts others during sex. Other than cockblocker.

If there is a specific word for a dog who interrupts pigeons during sex, I would be fascinated to hear it.

To explain:

Mum was sitting out on the back porch, watching the various birds flutter around. (we get a lot of birds. There are brawls on a regular basis.)I sat with her for awhile and we watched some pigeon courtship with amusement. Big Guy Pigeon was all fluffed up and looking Very Important. Fluttering Female was fluttering but pursuit was interrupted by the arrival of Another Male and it was back to Square One.

I went back inside for tea only to be followed by Mum soon after - and she brought the dogs in with her and shut the door. Why?

Big Guy Pigeon had succeeded in captivating the Fluttering Female. Copulation was occurring with Big Guy Pigeon uttering silly ooh ooh ooh noises with the effort.

The Boyo (our blue heeler) was so fascinated by these strange noises that he bounded over to investigate. Whoops! Coitus interruptus for the pigeons! (I think I might have laughed myself sick if I'd seen that.)

Mum was cracking up but she felt a bit sorry for the pigeons so she brought the dogs inside so the pigeons could try for third time lucky.

If there is is a word for pigeon sex enabler ... yeah, I don't think I need to know that.


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