I'm surprised I don't rattle

My current medication schedule:

8 pills when I wake up, herbal mixture before breakfast, 3 pills (4 every second day) with breakfast, 1 pill two hours later, 8 pills before bed (not necessarily the same 8 pills as in the morning.)

5 prescriptions, 5 dispensary, 3 over the counter. Plus my prescription headache pills, to take as needed.

*stares at pill bottles*

And yet, about half of these have had a demonstrable effect (if not a huge one) which disappears if I stop taking them, and most of the others are to remedy deficiencies that show up in blood tests even if I don't notice the effects.

I still feel like I should be rattling as I walk.