Consistently, predictably, dependably, unwaveringly ERRATIC

So I finally got around to watching Inception. (I've only had the DVD since Christmas - but I have other DVDs that have been on the shelf for years, so a few months is actually pretty good.)

My reactions can be summed up thus:

1) I can see why people called the movie a mindfuck.
2) I'm not sure what it says about me that I didn't find it that at all.
3) It was fabulous to watch and probably looked pretty awesome on the big screen.
4) I can see why my friend Pip and her husband found it irritating. So did I. They really do explain everything. Repeatedly.
5) I felt very sorry for Fischer, Jr by the end of it.
6) There were so many possibilities and moral ambiguities that were never touched on at all. Bah.
7) I am not surprised that fandom has been having a field day with this.
8) Yes, I can see why Arthur/Eames is popular.
9) Is there Cobb/Saito?
10) Ellen Page is tiny (or are all those guys really tall?) Can Ariadne grow up and be all badass, please? Instead of being the sounding board for Cobb's emo?

That was fun! Where's the fic?